Thursday 31 May 2012

And if you don't know, NOW you know

It's been hard these past few days pretending to study and reading up on shit like A MAN EATING ANOTHER MAN'S FACE (seriously guys don't do Bath Salts- this new LSD-cause apparently it's the fourth reported case of people eating one another), scientists enabling paralyzed rats to walk again and porn actors becoming murderers (I hope they find him). But amongst all this tragedy I managed to find this:

10 SUBCULTURES YOU DEFINITELY DID NOT KNOW EXISTED

1. MODEL FIGHT CLUBS
Male models must sometimes feel too pretty or not manly enough or whatever, so they feel the need to organise unlicensed fights with street fighters, other models and even professional boxers within New York. Needless to say they usually leave looking a little shitty.


2. JUGGALOS
They are REALLY into clowns, but apparently in a very hardcore way. They are fans of Insane Clown posse and have their own slang words and style. However they still manage to believe in Jesus and some of his miracles (so not all hope is lost)


 3. PLUSHOPHILES
Like Zoophiliacs except into the fake furry thing. I doubt many of them are as hot as this girl so I feel this might be a bit of false advertising.

4. TOSH 5.29
Extreme fans of Daniel Tosh from Comedy central "Tosh.0" have created a subculture for him involving following his commands and as seen above creating some SERIOUSLY good fan art. With that foal in his arms, who could possibly resist?

5. JEDISM
Every Star Wars fan's dream comes true. And all you have to know is every single line from every movie and all the possible subplots as well  as the Jedi code:
There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no death, there is the Force.


well...OBVIOUSLY

6. DUDEISM
Not much to say: take it easy man, and go with the flow. You're doing it? Cool you're now a part of "The Church Of The Latter-Day dude"


7.TEEN WEREWOLVES

"They're not emo and they're not goth". cool...NO COMMENT


8. THE SECT OF GADGET HACKWRENCH
Russians have outdone themselves once again and created as sect to this lovely little member of the Rescue Rangers. Don't know what's with the terrifying black attire and how they don't see the irony in dressing like THAT while holding her up but apparently irony isn't huge in Eastern Europe. Anyway these guys spend their time spreading posters of Gadget around Russia, singing (self-written )songs about her that I very sadly could not find on the internet and holding parades in her honour. Kiff lives bro.

9. QUIDDITCH

To be honest I really just want to join this one, "you can't take yourself too seriously when you're running around on a broomstick". COME ON UCT!


10. WORLD OF WARCRAFT FAN CONVENTIONS

I just want to have his passion for ANYTHING in life.

If any of you want to procrastinate like this just check out BUZZFEED, it saved me.

FANI NEEDS YOUR HELP :(

Fani now has bleached hair (A.K.A. a blank canvas) and wants to go all colourful and shit. BUT with all the brilliant colour-hair going around, it is proving IMPOSSIBRU to choose. Here are some options, PLEASE HELP HER CHOOSE!!

PURPLE?









BLUE?
















PINK?








GREEN?


















PLEASE HELP FANI CHOOSE BETWEEN ALL THESE DIFFERENT SHADES OF AWESOMENESS